When two Brooklyn tweens were sent on a mandatory 'digital detox' by their aggressively minimalist parents, they stumbled upon an artisanal trap. The real danger wasn't the lack of 5G, but a breathwork facilitator with a wood-fired oven.
In a stunning turn of events that has the internet absolutely losing it, a previously overlooked domestic worker has secured a royal situationship after a chaotic night involving a pumpkin, some birds, and one very impractical shoe.
